Why Does the AARP Keep Sending Me Mail?

Courtesy Austin Criminal Defense Lawyer  Sun, 04/13/2008 - 12:23pm

I don’t even turn 40 until July 2009.

According to Joan Rattner Heilman, I’d be “crazy not to join AARP” as soon as I turn 50. Even if that were true, wouldn’t I be just as crazy to start paying dues more than a decade before I’m eligible for membership?



 

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