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Drunk Cowgirl Arrested in Birthday Suit, Not Celebrating Actual...
For the latest edition of "Only in Texas Could This Possibly Ever Happen," a Corpus Christi cowgirl was arrested on Saturday morning after leading police officers on a 30-mph chase in her...

Fiona Apple Emerges at Pitchfork SXSW Showcase
Fiona Apple will play their official showcase on Thursday, March 15. The show will take place at Central Presbyterian Church for only 400 people and is open only to badge-holders. [ more ›...

Rep. Gohmert: Caribou Think Hot Oil Pipelines Are Sexy
Noted birther, political fabulist, and “terror baby” Cassandra Louie Gohmert has added yet another role to his already teeming resume: Caribou Sexpert. [ more › ]

Teen "With Serious Mental Condition" Still Missing
Jourdan Sarate has been missing since Friday. The Statesman reports that Sarate left her art class at Crockett High School shortly learning about a "fatal auto-pedestrian crash on South...