An open letter to the jerks who vandalized my apartment complex

Courtesy That Other Paper  Tue, 07/15/2008 - 4:08pm

Open Letters photo / Lord Jim   Dear drunk assholes with the maturity of a 12-year-old: Thank you so much for vandalizing the clubhouse and pool area of my apartment complex.

I’m surprised you didn’t die when you pulled the lights out of the swimming pool. Didn’t you pay attention in sixth grade science?

Electricity plus water equal electrocution. Oh, it was also great of you to drag that parking space bumper out of its spot and put it in...


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