nightmare

After a bank employee's scam undermined her mortgage, homeowner Rachel Keyser thought she might get some help.

Instead, her bank has repeatedly tried to foreclose on her house.

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So I have this recurring nightmare where I'm on stage, the lights are blinding, my palms are sweating like crazy, and I'm alone at the microphone.

Then a booming voice says to me, "SPELL FLOCCINAUCCINIHILIPILIFICATION." (yes that is a real word!) Luckily adult spelling bees aren't as intense as the ones you remember from 4th grade.

They're way more relaxed, more fun and you know, you can drink now, so that helps.

One more week until the summer blockbusters start ... enjoy the little films while you can! (via Slackerwood)