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courtesy 88 Minutes official site 88 Minutes  Talk about underemployment. 88 Minutes lists 19 — count ’em, 19 — producers in the credits.

That works out to approximately 4-1/2 Minutes per producer. And, apparently, not one of them bothered to point out to the 18 others that the story they were telling in the movie they were making was a truckload of hooey.

Consider it pointed out. 88 Minutes, which actually runs 106 minutes and feels a heck of a lot longer than that, is a sorry suspense thriller and a wholesale who-dun-it.

In and of itself, this story from the Sunday edition of Da Man, isn’t much to write home about.

Heck, normally the thought of Will Wynn in a cheerleader outfit would make us too sick to continue one wouldn’t even make it all the way to the bottom of this story before turning the page and having another bite of your breakfast taco.

But, the holiday weekend has made us fat and lazy.

Too lazy to turn the page perhaps.