free ice cream

Image via Robert Banh/Flickr. Free Amy's For Amys
Monday, September 20
Amy's Ice Cream (Various Locations In Austin)
Free Small Ice Cream, ID Required

Want some free ice cream with those batteries? (via Beetsolonely)

All Crestview residents are invited to gather by the Little Deli gazebo on June 20th at 11am-1pm for some FREE ICE CREAM, while supplies last.

Meet your neighbors and watch your elected neighborhood association officers work for you (scooping ice cream)!

This event will take the place of the usual, 2nd Monday of each month, CNA meeting for the month of June (i.e. there will NOT be a meeting on June 8th).

In Arlington, Texas, some jerk who hates fun is going around robbing and beating ice cream men. GOOD. A boy in New York was hit by a car after buying ice cream, and now he’s in a coma.

And not the kind of coma you sometimes jokingly say you’re in after feasting on ice cream that tastes really, really fucking delicious.

“Pull the udder one: farm scoops ice cream success.” Hahahahahahhaaaha! I hate myself. Ben and Jerry’s will give you a free ice cream cone today!

Oh my gosh!