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Now, for $10,000 a pop, every Austin cop can pretend to be Knight Rider (via Grits for Breakfast)

Brett Henderson ran a marathon through downtown Cincinnati. According to his mom, he was wearing a pair of borrowed shorts.

They kept slipping as he ran so he took them off and proceeded naked. Police ordered him to stop but he kept running.

He might have finished, except a cop finally shot him with a taser.

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Midnight and I’m not asleep yet. Go out to the living room, flip through some channels. A movie on HBO called 8MM is on.

Joaquin Phoenix to Nicholas Cage:

“You’re not a cop, are you? If I ask you and you are, you gotta tell me…”

“I’m not a cop.”

Of course this is nonsense.

His name is David and it’s worth your time to get over here right now.

He’s so far used every offensive word not in the dictionary and threatened to beat up any cop that tries to take him away.

He also has a Walkman and crazy red suitcase (with wheels)!

See you at the patio!

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