Mark Zuckerberg's grand missive: The translation

Courtesy  Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:53pm

The Facebook CEO wrote a long explanation of some recent modifications to the site. But what is he really saying? Here are CNET's not-entirely-serious translations.



 

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