Austin.Craigslist: The 'Benefits' of This Job Are Intrinsic

Courtesy Austinist  Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:31pm

Thanks to Reader Mike for sharing this amazing find on Craigslist's local job postings:

Wanted: Mustache maintenance personnel (Austin) Date: 2009-10-11, 9:19AM CDT Reply to: gigs-c8psq-1416302290 [at] craigslist [dot] org

I am looking for someone that is willing to spend about 3 hours per week maintaining my mustache.

I am a very busy person and I do not have time to groom my silky mustache locks.

My mustache ranks with such mustache greats...



 

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